THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
Treats for Two.
This is so aesthetically satisfying.
When I worked at a grocery store I was the guy who had to clean up after this asshole. THERE WAS A REASON I QUIT YOU KNOW.
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
Some legends are told
Some turn to dust or to gold
But you will remember me, remember me for centuries
And just one mistake
Is all it will take, we’ll go down in history
Remember me for centuries
nintendo knows what i’m here for
Today’s Gender of the day is: Ken Williams from Sonic ‘06
I need it.
It’s important to me.
Guardians of the Galaxy 2 exclusive footage.
enemy of the dogspotting community
man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read
"Howl’s Moving Castle"-2004