When I was in the 3rd grade, I thought I was straight, because I live in a society where heterosexuality is assumed, outward characteristics are used as orientation indicators, and being queer is seen as a negative thing.
do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned
As a twin yes we do. We also argue over who was the “buy one” and who was the “get one free”.
(Wake me up) Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside
Michelle Haimoff, on privilege (via purityhole)
"When a man does something stupid, people say, ‘Isn’t he stupid?’ But when a woman does something stupid, people say, ‘Aren’t women stupid?’"
literally just a clip of ravers dancing at a music festival, but with the rave music taken out and Benny Hill music put in x
I am never dancing in public ever again
"One of my plays is getting produced!"
“What’s it about?”
“So there’s this guy, and he really loves this one girl— she’s the girl of his dreams. But she’s going off to college. So he applies to every nearby college, just so he can be close to her. But the only college that accepts him is a clown college. But here’s the thing— he’s terrified of clowns.”
this is the funniest fucking thing and I’ve been thinking about it all week
AtlasFrost drops the spaghetti.
if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry
north west was the first child of kanye and kim. one year later, there will be a child named east. following that year, a child will be born named south. finally, a year afterward, west west will be born. the children will become the guardians of their respected cardinal directions, forming together to create the compass of destiny that will lead us all to eternal life
why am i still awake????
favorite outfits: aria montgomery (season 2, part 2)
If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.