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I am a nurse. For 30 years of my career, I was a labor and delivery nurse. I took care of women through all stages of labor and through their delivery. Due to the many times that I have worked 16 hour shifts, I bonded with many women and helped them through long hours. Finally, through much work on the mom’s part with my guidance, she would be ready to deliver. In would sail the doctor, spend five minutes catching the baby, and then pose for all the pictures. I would hear from the families how wonderful he/she was.

Really?

Then why is my back killing me because I stood for two to three hours with a woman in a variety of positions including resting her foot on my shoulder while she pushed? Oh, and did I mention that she is also paralyzed from the waist down from the epidural, so I was also helping to hold her up while she squatted to push?

Why have I had to change my scrub clothes twice in a shift because someone either puked on me or amniotic fluid soaked everything?

Really?

Who is it that actually got that IV started while reassuring the poor mom?

Who is it that took the camera out of the daddy’s trembling hand and started taking family pictures because she knew that otherwise there would be no proof that he had even been in the room? And capturing the look of wonder on both parent’s faces at the same time.

Who is it that cleaned up every body fluid that can spew from a human, with a smile on her face and encouraging words for the mortified patient who has never been sick in front of a stranger in her life?

Who is it that tracked down the anesthesia people, chased them out of the lounge, and threatened them with their lives if they didn’t take care of her patient, NOW?

And when things didn’t go well, who was it that took that poor baby that didn’t make it, cleaned it up, dressed it, wrapped it in a soft blanket, and brought it to the broken-hearted parents to hold for the first and last time?

Oh, yeah, Dr. Marvelous is just great.

I’m just a nurse.

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I had thank you gift bags for all 12+ nurses/help that helped deliver the twins. I was only in labor for an hour and a half but I know how hard they work.

(via theladyhaze)


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hatokochan:

peterpayne:

Having fun with the “Pregnancy Announcement” meme, which exploded onto the Internet today. It’s called 妊娠コラ (“pregnancy collaboration”) in Japanese. 

i remember seeing this with 20 notes yesterday


whimmy-bam:

The only Dad joke that matters.


gingersmind:

awkwardvagina:

truly an amazing sight (x)

who is brave enough to challenge the lord of all buttplugs


blvckchlorophyll:

shenanig4ns:


Halls has no chill

b y e

oh
my
god

blvckchlorophyll:

shenanig4ns:

Halls has no chill

b y e

oh

my

god


evangelidong:

Those mutuals you’re real cool with right off the bat

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Opera Glasses

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Opera Glasses


suzy + instagram (3/?)


i got metal put in my face today

i got metal put in my face today

posted 4 days ago


hipsterzombiejoint:

A battle renewed!

hipsterzombiejoint:

A battle renewed!


moonofficial:

stop making movies about straight people


paperbeatsscissors:

a precise calculation.

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