I’ll honk your ass, I’ll honk everyone’s ass, I’ll honk your parent’s ass, I’ll honk your family’s ass, I’ll honk your friend’s ass, I’ll honk my ass
the straight agenda
- "how do lesbians have sex"
- bad facial hair
- weed socks
- "IM NOT GAY!!!!"
- comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet
when i was younger i had a really bad fear of vampires when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse the vampires and they would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon
Your brother is the best
this is a tumblr post of a facebook post of a tumblr post of a tweet
where do we draw the line
apparently a nash grier clone has been spawned from a patch of mildew on a damp locker room floor and has managed to figure out how to make youtube videos
do not approach. it’s stupidity is contagious
keke plamer’s vine changed my life
Narrating people’s lives on the bus
Vine by: Thomas Sanders
The Legend Of Zelda - Link Cosplay by Themoderndaylink
The work of a master sculptor.
You now have links to two straight hours of Scenes From A Hat from the show Whose Line is it Anyway.
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents